Monica's Sweet Fantasy

Alastair:monica do u really think shane would ever love u ?
M:lol....no...I never thought he would love me...we were talking well and it's just some kinda friends' relathionship....
Alastair:yeah u did cause ur a fucking nut case(不太明白这句话什么意思,但是毫无悬念的,这son of bitch在羞辱我)hes in love with laura!he is a drunk!he loves the bottle!a violent drunk! lol
Callum:whos laura
Alastair:hahaha!!!!shanes bitch
(这时候Alastair给了我一个连接,http://www.antiwar.com/justin/j042001.html)
Alastair:look at that link Monica,that's why Shane hates you
Alastair:i think u should give up speaking english cause ur just causing trouble for us young westeren men!(好吧,我承认确实有些跟不上他们....我忍.......)
(然后Alastair发了段话,说中国人是纳粹云云...我也忍..心想我不表态,这群兔仔子自然会住嘴的....一方面也是维护中国女生淑女形象...)
(接下来是一段我看不懂的简写字母...我当他们自言自语...)
Josh:monica is head of yellow peril!
Alastair:CHINA IS IN THE HANDS OF ANOTHER HITLER!
Callum:so do i and on thta note im oof to bed to top up my tan,well anyway cyaz llater,and p.s Monica sort it outgirlmj(.......最后一句应该又是骂我的)
Alastair:yeah we all hate u!
 
(过了半个小时,他们又把我加了进去,一打开看到Alastair在一直刷屏"are the chinese Nazis?")
M:nop,they are all good people
Alastair:no there not!most r slaves
M:I have to tell you it's 21th century,there has been no slave in china since 19th century....but that's ok,you can just keep your opinion about chinese people,we don't care
Alastair:well its kinda sad that u go on msn 2 talk 2 school boys in scotland dont u think
Alastair:when ur like 22
M:well I am also a student at present,and why shouldn't I talk to you little kids?
Alastair:btw u do know that shanes split up with his girlfriend and its ur fault!
M:oh really?lol.....if so,I'm very sorry(又开始耍我了,他们真的把我当成白痴了)
Alastair:ur making his life very shit!
M:I don't think I did anything wrong,and they broke up,it's not my fault,I think they just don't feel anything with each other anymore.....besides,I never told shane I want to get married with him,if I did,that's just kidding,why it is my fault that he takes wrong of my meaning!!!
Alastair:u split up a family!
M:family?how could that happen?they even haven't got married!
Alastair:cause they didnt want 2 ! had planned 2 in the future
M:ok,then let me talk to his girlfriend(事情变得越来越好玩了,哈哈)
 
 
(N分钟后...他们把Josh加了进来..这帮孩子,我都想到他们要说什么了...).
 
Alastair:right ill tell her 2 come online and ill ad her in2 the convo,shes raged!
M:oh thank you very much for doing that!....well I am the one who is having an affiar with her boyfriend...lol....funny
Alastair:hey Marythis is the bitch that had an affair with shane!
Josh:monica u bitch!
M:Mary?but it's Josh...
Alastair:shes just useing his msn 2 go online!cause she doesnt have msn!
Josh:Josh is my friend u go near him 2 i will kill u hore!
M:that's bullshit!do you guys just think I'm so stupid?
Alastair:well yeah i do
M:ok Josh,then kiss me....lol(好吧,情急之下,我又犯了个很BC的错误,原本是要打kill的,相信我...我真的想打kill!!!!!!!!!!!)
Alastair:josh isnt here u freak!
Josh:wat the hell!Josh is not kissing you!(好吧,这些是我活该,谁叫我连个初中生都不如...son of bitch!我那个sluttish whore的形象根深蒂固了....)
M:you're just too bored,guys,stop this stupid game(我这时候在帮老板翻译文件,老板秘书一直催....也没多少心思跟他们玩..这句其实是想打转移话题打破这么尴尬的局面)
Josh:Game?Game!i will giv eu game husband stealin slutbag! horebitch!
Josh:y did u do this moncia! and how u want 2 get josh aswell! u make me sick!(......无语中...我真的只是想说K-I-L-L,kill!!!!!!!!!!)
(然后Josh一直骂我"hore".....)
M:you are so ridiculors,and by the way,it's whore,not hore...
Josh:try steal my man!Fuck!fuck u !
(接着是Josh的一大串在美国电视台会用"吡"声掩盖的话......)
M:how can you fuck Mary?(这里我一下想不出翻成英文应该怎么说.大家应该都明白我要说什么...哈哈)
Alastair:ur face is a shit monica
M:oh yeah~you 2
Josh:u ditry little shitface tramp!monica u sell yrself 2 fat businessmen!
M:lol....ok..then your boss even don't want to look at you when you took off all your underwears
Josh:well least i can afford underwear!(......这个...呃....残念...不太明白是说他穿得进内衣呢还是他买得起内衣?)
Alastair:A significant number of Chinese women and children are trafficked internally for forced marriage and forced labor. Chinese women are at times lured abroad with false promises of legitimate employment and then trafficked for commercial sexual exploitation to destinations throughout Asia, the Middle East
Alastair:sexual exploitation !!! fucking whore!
下面内容是他们一直在骂我,最后还被他们中的一个恐吓"monica ur dead if u step foot in scotland!"(我已经笑到肚子痛了...)
Josh:u look lyk a wee fatty!(这点我承认,减肥中....)
M:oh how about yours?
Josh:nice wee flower(哈哈哈哈)
Josh:do u have ne kids monica?
M:no I don't,you must have 10 or more kids
Josh:nah jst 5
M:you got married?
Josh:yes 2 shane!!!!!!!!!!!!but u dnt have ne coz ur 2 ugly n no1 wants u!
M:actually...I had boyfriends before...your imaginations are going boring and wrong Mary,if I were you I will shut up and keep quiet till your mouth is washed very very clean....
Josh:y u tellin lies minica!i thnk monica wants luv from ne1 cause she is pathetic!
Fiona:-O u have a boyfriend but ur hitting on shane n alastair and even MARY ?
Josh:ur a dirty prostitue!
M:I'm not hitting on shane..lol...
Fiona:he told me about u,told me the thing you sed to him
M:well so what did he tell you?
Fiona:sure ur boyfriend wouldnt be so happy with ur sluttish ways? eh?
(Josh又开骂....他只会说hore...而且永远少个字母....)
然后我还击M:oh yeah,your boyfriend slept with a whore
Alastair:ah well iam off 2 catch the next plane 2 china! iam after u monica! watch ur back from now on
Josh:go get sum guy 2 give u money 4 sex Monica
.................
M:ok guys,anyway,I just take this as a game,and I had fun with you guys...thanks...I'm off 2,see ya...
(我关了群,下了MSN...一切恢复安静.....)